The Nude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. 

The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” 

So he goes back to play. 

Several minutes later, he comes running back and says…”Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy’s!” 

The mom says…”the bigger they are, the dumber they are.” So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says…”Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”