Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communi...

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a li...

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big o...

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going ...

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall? The most famous reindeer of...

The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The...

In general, a proper hard shell Baptist girl will not allow a kiss on the first date.  That's something reserved for date number 4, if h...