More Sex Q & A's

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
A: I want you inside me!

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

Q: What's the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don't

Q: What do you call mobile porn?
A: Flash Drive

Q: Why are pubic hairs so curly?
A: So they don't poke out your eyes.

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel's pierced?
That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

Some Sex Q & A's

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is oral sex with an ugly person like rock climbing?
A: You don't want to look down.

  Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

Q: Whats 72?
A: 69 with three people watching.

  Q: What's the difference between a babies and musician groupies?
A: The babies suck fingers.

Q: How do mermaids reproduce?
A: Seamen.

Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.

Q: Why did god give woman 2 sets of lips?
A: So they can piss & moan at ths same time!

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!

Q: How is sex like air?
A: It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
A: In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship.