Real Estate Agent Jokes

What does a real estate agent use for birth control?
His personality.

What is the study of real estate?
Homology

Why didn't the hipster real estate agent show the oceanside mansion?
It was too current.

Why don't real estate agents read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What's the difference between a real estate agent and an accountant?
The accountant knows he is boring.

Why was the real estate agent so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 9 weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years.

Do you know how to save a drowning real estate agent?
Take your foot off his head.

What's the difference between the male sperm and an real estate agent?
The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.

What's the difference between a female real estate agent and a pit bull?
Lipstick.

Why did God invent economists?
So real estate agents could have someone to laugh at.

How do you get a real estate agent out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

If a real estate agent's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work."