Thursday, June 23, 2016

Atlanta Braves Jokes

Q: What do the Atlanta Braves and possums have in common?
A: They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What do the Atlanta Braves and lawn furniture have in common?
A. They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day.

Q. Why did BP hire the Atlanta Braves to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A. Because they will go out and toss in the towel.

4 comments:

  1. I had to go look up the Braves record. I see where the jokes are coming from. They are 24-47. And were losing 3-1 when I looked them up.

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