Atlanta Braves Jokes

Q: What do the Atlanta Braves and possums have in common?

A: They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. What do the Atlanta Braves and lawn furniture have in common?

A. They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day.

Q. Why did BP hire the Atlanta Braves to clean up the Gulf oil spill?

A. Because they will go out and toss in the towel.

Bra Jokes

What's the difference between a bra-less woman and a sewing machine? The sewing machine has only one bobbin.

How do you catch a bra? Set a booby trap.

Why do they call it a Wonder Bra? Well, you wonder where the boobs went when you take it off.

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift.

What is the job application for Hooters? They give you a D-cup and ask you to fill it out.

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Why is panties plural and a bra singular?

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