"Driving a hybrid is like dating a fat girl," he says. "You don't ever want to admit to your friends that you're doing it, but eventually they're going to catch you."
Jason Steinhalter, Alabama comedian
ALABAMA HUMOR Random, no holds barred irreverence from an Anniston girl.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
The Peckerwood Hunters from Down State
A group of peckerwoods from down state went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."
A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Fast Mathematics Answer
The owner of a golf course 'bout near Fort Payne was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Alabama at Huntsville and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Alabama at Huntsville and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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