Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Let It Grow!
Kind of out of season; but WTH!
Lyrics by S. M. Schmidt (with profound apologies to Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne)
Oh my newly bobbed hair is frightful
My long hair was so delightful
That stylist is now my foe
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
My tears are finally drying
Cut the damage due to dyeing
I'll let it turn white as snow
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
My butt it will soon be topping
Only one more foot to go
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
Let it Grow!
(sung to the tune of "Let it Snow!")Lyrics by S. M. Schmidt (with profound apologies to Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne)
Oh my newly bobbed hair is frightful
My long hair was so delightful
That stylist is now my foe
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
My tears are finally drying
Cut the damage due to dyeing
I'll let it turn white as snow
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping
My butt it will soon be topping
Only one more foot to go
Let It Grow! Let It Grow! Let It Grow!
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Another Hotel Joke
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Hotel Joke
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, "You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?"
The desk clerk says, "Sir, that's absurd. Have you looked for the door?"
The person says, " Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it."
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
It's Time
A work colleague was smelling bad and someone asked:
– “Do you shower after sex?”
– “Yes”, he replied.
– “Then maybe it’s time that you have sex?”
– “Do you shower after sex?”
– “Yes”, he replied.
– “Then maybe it’s time that you have sex?”
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