A: a PRIVATE TUTOR.
Q: What's the definition of bravery?
A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Mr. Methane?
A: One is music to your ear; the other is music from his rear.
Q: Why don't little girls fart?
A: Because they don't have assholes until they're married.
Q: What is the Definition of bravery?
A: Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A: A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q: What do you get if you eat refried beans and onions?
A: Tear Gas.
Q: What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
A: Puss n Toots.
Q: What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Q: What did the high Priest comment before he flushed the toilet?
A: Holy Crap!
Q: Why don't you fart in church?
A: Because you have to sit in your pew
