Q: What does a girl from Troy do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
A: Go Home.
Q: Why do Troy State basketball players use body heat activated deodorant?
A: Because it's the closest they will come to getting a "degree".
Q: Why do Troy State students have such beautiful noses?
A: They're hand picked.
Q: Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Q: What's the difference between a Troy State diploma and toilet paper?
A: About $50,000 per sheet.
Q: What does it say on the back of every Troy State diploma?
A: Will Work For Food.
Q: Why did the Troy State grad cross the road?
A: Better question why is he out of jail?
Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college?
A: She applies to Troy State.