The Attack by a Vicious Dog

Two boys are playing football in Big Springs Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter from the Huntsville Times, who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bama Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Bama fan," the little hero replied.

  "Sorry, since we are in North Alabama I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Auburn Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Auburn fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Area was either for Bama or Auburn. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Tennessee fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Hillbilly Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."