Identifying the Body

Revis, a redneck from De Kalb County, died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Jim-Bob and Bubba, were sent for.


Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.  He said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."

So the mortician rolled him over.

Jim-Bob looked and said "Nope, it ain't Revis..

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Bubba in to identify the body.

Bubba took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Bubba looked down and said,"No, it ain't Revis."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Bubba said, "Well, Revis had two assholes."

"What, he had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes.  Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Revis with them two assholes."