What's the difference between a bra-less woman and a sewing machine? The sewing machine has only one bobbin.
How do you catch a bra? Set a booby trap.
Why do they call it a Wonder Bra? Well, you wonder where the boobs went when you take it off.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead while I give these two a lift.
What is the job application for Hooters? They give you a D-cup and ask you to fill it out.
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Why is panties plural and a bra singular?
Nice! I don't think I've heard the bobbin one before.
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