Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?
A. She's smoking a cigarette.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meowntain
Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Q: Why are cats so good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: What do you call a flying cat?
A: I'm-paws-sible.
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
ALABAMA HUMOR Random, no holds barred irreverence from an Anniston girl.
