Jokes About Cats

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself?
 A. She's smoking a cigarette. 

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? 
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? 
A: A terrified postman! 

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
 A: a meowntain 

Q: When is a lion not a lion? 
A: When he turns into his cage! 

Q: Why don't cats like online shopping? 
A: They prefer a cat-alogue. 

Q: Why are cats so good at video games? 
A: Because they have nine lives! 

Q: What do you call a flying cat? 
A: I'm-paws-sible. 

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? 
A: I'm paw! 

Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? 
A: She had a litter of mittens. 

Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister? 
A: An aunt-eater!