Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
Why do women wear underwear? Because workplace health and safety states 'all manholes must be covered when not in use'!
How did the redneck mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on? Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Why don't racehorses wear underwear? Because it rides up on them!
Why did Donald Trump do a press conference in his underwear? He wanted to give a news briefing.
Why don't witches wear underwear when riding their broomsticks? So they can get a better grip!
What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.
What do you call a stripper with her hand down her panties? Self Employed!
ALABAMA HUMOR Random, no holds barred irreverence from an Anniston girl.
I have a brief history!
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