More Sex Q & A's

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Q: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
A: I want you inside me!

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

Q: What's the difference between you and eggs?
A: Eggs get laid and you don't

Q: What do you call mobile porn?
A: Flash Drive

Q: Why are pubic hairs so curly?
A: So they don't poke out your eyes.

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees.

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel's pierced?
That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.