Some Sex Q & A's

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is oral sex with an ugly person like rock climbing?
A: You don't want to look down.

  Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

Q: Whats 72?
A: 69 with three people watching.

  Q: What's the difference between a babies and musician groupies?
A: The babies suck fingers.

Q: How do mermaids reproduce?
A: Seamen.

Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.

Q: Why did god give woman 2 sets of lips?
A: So they can piss & moan at ths same time!

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son's dick!

Q: How is sex like air?
A: It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.

Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
A: In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship.