Not So Best Friends

One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick. 

Since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick, Quick, I need your help. My friend got bit by a snake on his penis." 

The doctor told him, "Son you're gonna have to suck the venom out yourself." 
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Bob asked, "Please, doctor, surely there has to be another way to get rid of the venom?" 

The doctor said. "Sorry, there's nothing we can do." 

So Bob went running to his friend and when he got there Jay said with pain, " So what did the doctor say?" 

Bob said," Doctor said your gonna die!"