Three Ministers

It was so sad. Three preachers of different denominations took a trip with their wives when their van was wiped out by a semi.

All were killed.

Well, it came time for the ministerial couples to go through them Pearly Gates and old Saint Peter was keeping the door.

First the Presbyterian minister and his wife go up to Saint Peter, and Saint Peter says, "No you can't come in. You were obsessed with money. You didn't get much, but you married a woman named Penny." 

So they left.

Then the Methodist minister and his wife went up. Saint Peter said, "You can't come in. You were obsessed with alcohol and drinking. You didn't actually drink; but you weren't satisfied until you married a woman named Sherry."

So they left.

Then the Baptist minister said to his  wife, "Let's go, Fannie. I can see where this is going to go."

[Based on an old one told by Lewis Grizzard.]